Stuff that fills the grey matter between my ears

- Who is going to be paid more? Tiger Woods Wife or Girlfriend? I know one thing. The one person who is NOT getting paid. Tiger Woods. Remember if you're going to cheat, make sure she is mute and does not own a phone or camera!

- I asked my daughter if my son was a lunatic. She said "No....he's just different"?

- We did a bit on the air this morning looking for odd habits. A woman said that "arm pits" were hers? She said petting other people's arm pits was "soothing" to her. Hmmmm.....let's all spend a second and contemplate that for a moment.

- I don't know if anyone (other then GB) reads this blog. Even if nobody is reading it, I still have really enjoyed writing it. (if you are reading it....let me know...bubba@mullensbarandgrill.com)

- Did I eat lunch today? Don't remember. I guess it doesn't matter because I am eating dinner and if I didn't eat lunch, I guess I just fooled my own stomach...SUCKER!

- I have psoriasis and that sucks!

- Is it normal that at least a couple of times a month my wife tells me that she wants to either stab my eyes or stab me in the heart? (could somebody make note of this just in case??)

- Having a bar for all these years there is one thing that I have learned that I now know to be a fact! When it comes to bathroom behavior, chicks are SO much more disgusting then guys.

- Do you ever reach an age when your parents aren't smarter and more wise then you? I love mine very much.

- Do you know what facebook needs more of?

- I think sometimes it is OK to get mad at GOD. I am pretty sure he can take it.

- Happy Chanukwanzahindumas!

- If you could change only one thing about your past, what would it be? Before you make that final decision, try to trace the steps that change in decision would make in your current life. The ripple effect would be incredible. I mean really think about it. Then next time you make a decision that does not seem so important....you might reconsider.

- I need a really good drunk. Who is in? (I guess I'm drinking alone since nobody reads this. I am such a loser!)

Bubba out