I have....

....floaters in my eyes. It looks like translucent worms are swimming through my eyeballs. What the hell is it?? Why does it make my head hurt?

- Listen. If Tiger Woods had a couple drinks. Made a mistake. Slept with a chick, and made a life changing mistake. (not that I am saying that is OK) Maybe his apology would be worth accepting. But when he spent SO much time and effort planning and covering his tracks and coniving, the apology becomes much harder to believe!

- I will be at Mullen's on the North Shore all weekend long. If you are reading this, stop down and say Hi.....(please)

- If you have comcast, in the next couple weeks you need to go to Dating On Demand. Jimmy Vegas' Dating Video will crack you the F up!

- If I could do one thing to make extra cash.....I would be the cheesiest lounge singer you could ever see. And, I would love every minute of it.

- Speaking of that. Does anyone remember the guy that used to do the "One Man Show" at the old Liberty Belle bar (now Lava Lounge) on the South Side? E-mail me if you remember bubba@mullensbarandgrill.com

- I think in order to appreciate things, you need to struggle. Now don't get me wrong, there are people in the world that truly understand the meaning of struggle, but each of us have gone through tough times in our lives. I think you truly appreciate things, if there was a time when you had noTHING! I remember when I had to live off of free taco bell coupons from the radio station to eat. Although somehow....life was simpler!

- Ok....is it my imagination or when we were kids did it snow more? How is it almost Christmas and we have not had ANY snow. I feel like when I was kid I would have been on my old school Red Flyer, metal railed sled a c0uple of times by now.

- I have gone clothes shopping one time in the last 10 years. I know....you can tell.....but guess what....I don't care.

- Tonight....the return to the squared circle.....2/3 of the new triple threat.....Vegas and the Bulldog! Burgettstwon High School. I'm calling the Golden Boy now.....lets make it a full reunion!
CWF wrestling tonight! Fundraiser for the Burgettstwon school district wrestling team.

- When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take NO for an answer.

- My son cried last night when talking about how fortunate we are ,and how there are boys and girls who are not as fortunate and some boys and girls that don't even have beds to sleep in. My children have GIANT hearts...and that makes me proud. For the holiday season, I am going to take them shopping and let each child buy something for someone that is not as forutnate.

- Yes....there is a Santa. Yes....I not only believe, but KNOW that Santa is real!

- Here are my top 5 celebrity women that my wife would let me sleep with (in my mind)
1. Halle Berry
2. Janet Jackson (this one goes back a long way)
3. Carmen Electra
4. Alicia Keys
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt (she's on the list because she is hot for me)

Bubba out